It's taken me weeks to post about this, because, literally, it made me so so angry. Rather than describe the depths of my fury myself, however, I think I will let a classic film quote speak for me.

"I hated her so much! It, it, the, it, flames, flames, flames . . . on the side of my face. Breathing, breathless, heaving breaths, heaving . . ."

- Mrs. White, Clue

Why what, you ask, could have invited such ire, Genevieve?

Why, the same damn thing that always pisses me off. The god damned f*ing sexist Swiffer commercials! Only Swiffer could think it acceptable to mock the first serious female presidential candidate ever by showing a woman running for office... against a mop and bucket. Here I am, ramming my head on my desk. What is this, 1963? Can someone please tell me who is in charge of their marketing campaign so I can give him/her a nice sound kick in their privates?

And if I find out that anyone on my friends list owns a Swiffer or Swiffer related product, I will personally hunt you down and shove it up your ...

...you get the idea. Just don't buy their products. Personally, I did use one once and it was pretty awful. But if you want one that badly, I'm sure the off-brand is just as good.